Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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