what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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