you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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