we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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