Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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