Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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