butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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