I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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