it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
