Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
return my video game
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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