dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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