Only a mothe r could love this liver
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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