We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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