Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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