i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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