pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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