Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Randomize
