Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
my poor anus
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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