THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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