I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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