and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
you never un-have a 4some
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
sex on a bike is impossible
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