just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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