? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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