I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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