At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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