I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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