He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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