Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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