I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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