just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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