We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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