dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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