pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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