But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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