You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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