IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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