Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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