once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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