i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
What a dumb baby whore.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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