I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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