We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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