Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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