Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
