Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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