My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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