I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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