I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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