I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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