so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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