I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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