giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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